Hey there faithful readers, last night was the first ever Officially Unofficial Red Sox Podcast Live Group Chat hosted by Gmail. We don't have another one scheduled yet, but by all accounts it was a smashing success (even if the Sox lost). Here's the transcript (checking in at over 9000 words!):
7:31 PM Tim M: WELCOME
TO THE FIRST EVER OFFICIALLY UNOFFICIAL RED SOX PODCAST LIVE GROUP CHAT.GAME 3 OF THE ALDS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO
START.
18 minutes
7:50 PM Tim M: 1-0
ANGELS AFTER TOP OF THE FIRST
7:51 PM So Beckett struggled a little off the top. We'll see what
the second inning brings for him. Can't say I'm nervous about his health yet,
but it's chilly out there. Wonder if he's tight.
7:55 PM Bill: beckett
looks razor sharp
7:57 PM Tim M: little
rusty there.
Bill: a rusty
razor
7:59 PM is there a chat room?
Tim M: so our
situation with that is this...no listeners have signed on yet and josh is late.
Bill: haha
8:00 PM Tim M: 1-0
ANGELS AFTER THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST
8:01 PM Great D from Teixeira. Saunders doesn't scare me.
8:02 PM I like hearing that Beckett is ornery now.
8:03 PM Interesting to see that Beckett's ERA in postseason first
innings is 6+, but just over 1.00 thereafter. That make sme feel good.
8:04 PM Bill: man, 0-2
gets worked for 4 more pitches again
has thrown more balls than strikes
Tim M: i liked
that stat about his ERA after the first inning though.
8:05 PM Bill: i hope
he can settle in as they and get through 6
Tim M: great
heads up D from Youk.
Bill: yeah, he
needs some short at bats
8:11 PM Bill: i'm not
liking this
8:12 PM Tim M: no.
Bill: a little
sloppy there mike lowell
Tim M: i said it
earlier this week, with the sox up two, I would have started wake or byrd. give
beckett more rest.
8:13 PM Tim M: 1-0
ANGELS AFTER TOP OF THE SECOND.
Beckett still shakey.
8:13 PM very sloppy from mikey.
Bill: i'm not
sure beckett's problem is too little rest
8:14 PM Tim M: true, I
wonder about the oblique though.
8:15 PM Bill: could
be. i think he's trying to be too fine
he's afraid to go after hitters
8:17 PM Danny: What's
the good word gentlemen?
8:19 PM anyone?
8:20 PM Tim M: hey
Danny...welcome. Still ironing out a few kinks. I'll send you another invite in
a couple minutes.
Danny: sounds
good
Tim M: might've
made sense for Josh and I to be a little more coordinated.
8:21 PM Danny: it is
what it is....no worries
7 minutes
8:29 PM Danny: look at
mike sciosia giving the angels in the outfield arm wave
Tim M: Angels
must be saying "oh no not again."
Danny: Sorry
pal, but Christopher Lloyd can't save you from this one.
8:31 PM Tim M: lowrie
almost got kiled
killed
8:32 PM Bill: wow.
Tim M: wow
indeed.
8:32 PM Tim M: you have
got to be kidding me.
Danny: Those
are the plays you pray for and only happen once in a "the three of us are
idiots" moon
8:33 PM Tim M: Holy
crap. "I got it. I got it. You get it." Ellsbury drives in three on a
bloop single that should probably be an error.
3-1 RED SOX AFTER THE SECOND.
Sox lucky to score there. What a gift.
8:34 PM Tim M: I
couldn't have said it better myself. I'd just dropped an f-bomb, then screamed
"holy shit!"
8:36 PM Danny: Where's
Josh? Or is he the "kink" in the system? Haha
Tim M: bingo.
8:37 PM Danny: Does he
have AIM? Cuz you probably could get everyone in there no problem....given they
all have AIM.
Tim M: how he is
late for the chat (which is his baby), I don't know. I've got the
"official" log going in another window.
8:39 PM Danny: Haha,
tell him you're going to fine him.
Tim M: we're
scheduled to record tomorrow afternoon...he'll hear about it for sure.
8:40 PM Danny: By the
way, thanks for the Sheff card. I was cracking up.
8:42 PM Tim M: Turns out
we didn't really have any sox cards. I'd held on to that Sheff card thinking
it'd be worth a ton of money someday. Who knows, maybe someday you'll cash it
in and live off the riches.
8:43 PM Danny: Only if
he goes O.J. on us and goes to trial for armed robbery among other things.
8:44 PM Josh:
Tim M: Is there
a Josh sighting?
8:45 PM Time to open for business.
8:45 PM Danny has joined
Josh has joined
Bill has joined
Danny: Ahhhh,
good to see you.
8:46 PM Tim M: So we're
officially group chatting now.
Bill: Josh,
thanks for showing up
Tim M: Damnit.
8:47 PM 3-3, HR FOR NAPOLI
Josh: That was
a no doubter
Danny: I
picture him as a man that wears wife beaters and drinks heavily
Bill: he got a
bit of that one.
Tim M: Josh,
maybe you should go back to whatever you were doing.
Danny: What is
he doing in LA, shouldn't he be in New York?
Tim M:
apparently you are a jinx.
Danny:
Seriously, man.
8:48 PM Josh: Too
little too latre
Tim M: 3-3 AFTER
THE TOP OF THE THIRD
Josh: God game
two was horric to watch this game is shaping up to be more of the same
8:49 PM Danny: Shit, I
may have pissed Lord Christopher Lloyd off and the angels really are in the
outfield.
Josh: I can't
spell by the way.
8:50 PM Tim M: Saunders
is no that good...sox will put up a few more.
I do wonder how much longer tito keeps beckett in.
Danny: It's
okay. I'm actually student teaching to become an English teacher so I'll only
harp on you a few dozen times.
Haha, kidding about the harping.
8:51 PM Josh: Papi is
a gamer
Bill, what's upi man? I see you all the time and you never
sau hello
8:52 PM Tim M: what is
with papi only having warning track power?
Bill: What?!
Josh: Don't
play stupid bitch
Bill: see me
where?
Josh: Newbury
Street
Bill: haha.
8:53 PM i always ignore people on newbury when they are asking me
for spare change
anyone else worried about pedroia?
Josh: It's
true. Laugh it up. I'm talking the next time I see you, so you have pleanty of
time to think of something funny to say. I want you to say something funny
Danny: Oh there
goes Youk walking it out. He's so dreamy
8:54 PM Josh: He is
dreamy
Danny: With his
big ol head.
Tim M: i'm not
worried about petey, but I'd sure like to see him get a hit.
Bill: i'm not
worried long term, but i don't think these games are close if he hits like he
usually does
8:55 PM Tim M: even on a
night as cold as this, I'm sure Youk can sweat like he was in a sauna.
Andy has joined
Bill: yeah he
will be dripping
Danny: I want
to bottle his sweat and sell it to the Fenway Faithful.
8:56 PM Tim M: don't
laugh, this ownership might go for that.
Danny: I'd be
set financially for at least a week.
Tim M: you'll
earn more money from that than the Sheff card.
Josh: JD is
over rated
Tim M: ?
JD isn't playing today.
8:57 PM Josh: I was
just saying
Tim M: sure
Danny: Haha,
who knows maybe I can sweep Manny's DNA from behind the Green Monster and clone
him.....with the bathroom breaks he liked to take back there
Josh: I would
love if we could clone Manny
I love this viagra guy
Bill has left
8:58 PM Josh: He's
such a tool
Danny: He is so
much better than that creepy guy that always smiles in the other ED commercial.
Josh: Ture
that.
Danny: But his
wife is kinda smoking
Josh: ITS A
DEAD ZONE!
Danny: kinda
like Tek's batting
Josh: His wife
is really hot. He deffinitly married up
8:59 PM Danny: or
Lugo's career
hahahha
Tim M: way to
steal my married up line from the first chat...dick.
9:00 PM BTW - 3-3 AFTER THREE INNINGS.
Josh: That
camera man sucks, Tim you working the game tonight?
9:01 PM Tim M: Yes, I am
running a camera and blog/chatting at the same time. I'm a man of many skills.
Kat has joined
Josh: Andy what's
happening?
Good Lord a Kat sighting!
9:02 PM Kat: We
wanted to type with the cool kids
Andy: Moral
support
Josh: Online
chat is quite hip
Kat: We were
feeling cocky until the 2 run HR
Tim M: Josh,
what was that about Figgins sucking?
I guess the term was "soft"
9:03 PM Josh: Oh
right, I never finished that thought...I think Chone Figgins sux
Tim M: I call
bullshit that they call time so figgie can put on his little brace.
Bill has joined
Josh: Its a
sleeve
9:04 PM Tim M: a
"protective sleeve"
Josh: Bill,
you think of something funny to say yet?
Tim M: it's
still bullshit
Kat: this is
really confusing me. I was just answering an email about Dirty Dancing and now
we're talking about protective sleeves
Bill: about
what?
Kat: the
musical
Bill: about
your sleeve?
9:05 PM Josh: Never
mind.
Bill: i was
disconnected for a while
Josh: Dial-up
will do that to ya
Danny:
Well,Kathleen it's simply you go re-directed to the "Swayze Crazies"
chat room.
Tim M: don't
worry TBS, I didn't want to see that pitch.
Danny: It's
common.
9:06 PM Josh: T thats
classic
Danny: How
terrible is TBS' coverage?
Some of these announcers I just want to choke.
Especially the old guy.
But isn't Harold Reynolds now on TBS?
9:07 PM Bill: he's
doing the rays series
Josh: I did
like Orcillo/ Harold Reynolds on Frinday calling the TB/ Chi game though, but
yes TBS sucks
Danny: I like
Harod
Andy: Is it
Buck Martinez that has the helium voice?
Danny: Harold
Tim M: Generally
when I work sox games I work for the visiting team's tv coverage and I can say
without a doubt, that Remy and Orsillo are some of the best in the biz.
Kat: Why
wouldn't they keep Orsillo with the Sox? Wouldn't that make sense for TBS to
do?
Bill: how's
that hip Josh?
9:08 PM Tim M: I don't
think they want the "favoritism" of having Orsillo there.
Danny: Does
anyone else look at Beckett's picture during fantasy season and just want to
punch him when he does bad?
You love that smirk when it works to your favor, but by God
when it doesn't....
9:09 PM And does anyone notice how unathletic Vlad looks when he's
running?
9:10 PM Tim M: Vlad is
just a weird dude.
Bill: this
bodes ill.
Danny: Can I
assume you all are in Boston?
Josh: I can
tell you how unathletic Tim looks when he runs
Andy: Kat and
I are in Cracktown USA
9:11 PM Danny: Akron
Ohio?
Tim M: We're all
within 30 miles of Boston
Kat: Lowell,
ma
Danny: Haha
that's what we call Akron.
Tim M: Josh, you
missed me in a great run for the train a few days ago.
Josh: Tim
lives in Waltham which might as well be upstate NY.
Andy: Ah,the
Akron Zips at the Rubber Bowl
9:12 PM Danny: I have
nightmares of Torii Hunter
Seriously
Josh: I live
in 'The Bean'
Tim M: huge!
Bill: Does
beckett look like Dice-K to anyone else tonight?
Kat: who
doesn't love Dusty?
Danny: Yea
baby!
Bill: Dusty
Peds
9:13 PM Tim M: 3-3 AFTER
TOP OF 4TH.
Kat: Danny,
are you in Ohio?
Danny: I think
Dice-K is Beckett's illegitimate Japanese baby
Tim M: Pedroia
should win gold gloves annually
Danny: Yes,
originally from Northeast Ohio in "The Armpit," but currently reside
in Columbus.
Tim M:
Definitely Dice-K-esque tonight.
Bill: afraid
of the strike zone, working counts
9:14 PM Josh: Levergae
looks horrible and you know Tim will watch it. He'll watch anything. That tool!
Tim M: At least
I showed up on time to watch the red sox game.
9:15 PM Danny: ouch!
Tim M: I
understand it's tough to get appointments for pedicures though.
Bill: does
this performance mean that we are screwed in a long series (providing we get by
the halos)
Danny: haha
what if it was actually "Levergae"
Josh: hehehehe
9:16 PM This Danny guy is pretty funny
Tim M: I think
there was a movie with an all male cast of that name.
Josh: Funnier
than Tim at least
Bill: yeah,
you have it in your DVD collection
Tim M: Bill, I
wouldn't say screwed, but it'll be more interesting for sure.
Danny: So,
maybe it's cuz I like Friday Night Lights, but how cool would a show about
minor-league baseball be?
Bill: i'm
going with screwed
9:17 PM Tim M: Damnit,
but I've got a free bed riding on a Sox WS sweep.
Josh: Have you
seen tht documentary show called - THE SHOW?
Danny: Wait,
which one of you two is the one that would never actually say what I write in
my e-mails?
Josh: All
about the minors and guys getting called up
Danny: no
i have not
Bill: i've
seen it
Danny: but i
will be on that
Bill: the ad,
not the show
9:18 PM Tim M: Lowrie
and "good speed" do not go together.
9:19 PM Bill: there's
that good speed
Josh: shocker
Danny: I
remember one of you commenting that reading my e-mails is funny because you
would never actually say stuff like that.
Tek = dead zone
9:20 PM Kat: Tim
likes to play innocent but he has a potty mouth.
Tim M: Craig
Sagar looks nice tonight, no disco suits tonight.
9:22 PM Bill: yeah, he
should only swing if he gets EXACTLY what he wants
Danny: Which
brings me to this.....who will be our Roto-SS next year?
Josh: Defense?
He sits there on his ass and some ont throws the ball at him
Danny: Josh
would you want that job?
Josh: Yes
Danny: and
could you do it?
9:23 PM Josh: Playing
SS is my favorite position to play
Bill: josh
loves balls thrown at him
Danny: I'll
stand by Tek
Make fun of him while doing it, but stand by him all the
same
I meant catcher
Bill: i'm
hoping the Bellhorn/Drew thing comes true and if we bash tek enough, he'll hit
a clutch HR
Danny: and not
in the homo-erotic way you like.
Tim M: i'm sure
lowrie will be starting SS.
Kat: Tim and
Josh, are you guys disappointed and/or surprised the Brew Crew is out already?
Tim M: 3-3 AFTER
THE 4TH INNING.
9:24 PM Danny: I meant
to send this to you earlier, but I called Boston vs. Dodgers for the WS.
Tim M: I'm
disappointed about the brewers, but I do like the phils as well.
glad to see TB lose a game, finally.
9:25 PM Danny: I hope
Coco smashes Shields' face.
Josh: Here
comes Napoli
Tim M: anyone
else get the feeling this game will go to 1am, even though it started 2.5 hours
earlier than the previous ones?
Josh: He
should bean him
Danny: from the
outfield
Kat: crap
Josh: wtf?
9:26 PM Danny: Beckett
makes my stomach hurt
Tim M: goddamnit
Danny: He's
like the child I never asked for.
Tim M: HR NAPOLI
- 4-3 ANGELS
Kat: is this
the injury or is he just sucking?
Danny: I think
he's been hanging with Timlin way too much.
9:27 PM Kat: ha!
Danny: C'mon
Jed.
Bill: beer
time
Danny: Tim!
Suit up!
9:28 PM Josh: lugo
would have had that
Tim M: I think
Mr. Beckett's pitches are numbered.
Danny: Lugo
wouldn't have had it even if you slathered it in gold.
Josh: im
already drinking. shocker
9:29 PM can he do that?
Kat: for
god's sake
Josh: Indian
rubber?
9:30 PM Danny: I'll
admit something to you guys.
Josh: you are
in love with tim?
9:31 PM Danny: I've
been confused with Youkilis
No joke.
And no. That's not why he's my favortie
Josh: really?
why?
Danny: favorite
9:32 PM Tim M: sit down
figgie!
Danny: I used
to have spiky hair (for lack of a better term) but I shaved it and soon after
realized that I resembled him.
I'll try and see if I can post a picture
Tim M: 4-3
ANGELS AFTER THE TOP OF THE FIFTH
Danny: But I'll
prolly succeed at that as much as Josh did at getting here on time.
9:33 PM Tim M: I have to
admit something to you guys...
Josh: Anderson
Cooper is a DOUCHE
ouch
your gay?
Tim M: Orville
Redenbacher's Organic Gourmet Popping Corn sucks
badly
Kat: did
y'all just turn out your lights?
Josh: No
fuckin shit
Kat: Sharp
challenged you
9:34 PM Tim M: Kat, I
think cracktown has different commercials.
Andy: Its not
safe to turn out the lights here
9:35 PM Josh: How do
you like Lowell? You guy go to Canody Lake Park a lot?
Andy: We like
Top Donut
Kat: There's
a lot to like about Lowell, as the slogan goes.
Josh: I fuckin
LOVE top donut
9:36 PM Andy: Just
stay away from the roving Cambodian street gangs
Kat: Better
than Dunkin
oops
Tim M: My
favorite HBO special of all time (aside from Calista Flockhart puking in jars,
saving them in the closet, then throwing them away in the river) was "High
on Crack Street: Lost Lives in Lowell"
Andy: as Jake
would say
Josh: get the
fuck outta here, that's a real show?
9:39 PM Danny: Alright
guys, I couldn't figure out how to post the link on here so I just emailed it
to you.
Josh: What a
write up! I can't wait to see that.
Danny: Hint:
I'm not the black guy. Haha
Kat: there
are clips on youtube of course
9:40 PM Josh: Gte the
hell outta here! YOu ever see the HBO special on the guy that shoots himself
for the scares he'll get? He thinks its a form of body art. He actually shoots
himself in the show
Danny: That's
almost as sad as watching Whitney Houston try to be a mother and failing
miserably.
9:42 PM Josh: Danny
you ever been to Fenway?
Danny: No,
sadly, I have not. Trying to get this school stuff over with and then plan to
take a much needed vacation to Boston.
Josh: the wiff
Tim M: I like
that the category is "comedy"
Danny: Perks of
going into education.
I got to every game the Sox play in Cleveland or Cincy
though.
9:43 PM Josh: nice
Josh has left
Danny: but i'm
short enough to be comfortable at Fenway I hear
Kat: Why
isn't there an officiallyunofficial night at Fenway?
Danny: I
haven't outgrown 1912 stature
9:44 PM Andy: You have
to be pilgrim-sized
Tim M: Theo
hasn't returned my calls
Danny: If there
ever is you better call me
I love to go to a game and bullshit with all you guys.
Where'd Josh go?
He disappears about as much as my herpes symptoms.
9:45 PM Kat: he
probably mssed the play too
Danny: That's
my doppleganger!
Tim M: RBI
DOUBLE FOR YOUK. 4-4
Josh has joined
Tim M: nothing beats
a good herpes joke.
9:46 PM Josh: So tell
me about your cat?
Kat: my
kitten has herpes
Andy: and does
crack
naturally
Danny: Told you
not to leave it alone with me
Kat: i think
she might really
Danny: You were
warned Kat.
9:47 PM Kat: do crack
9:48 PM Danny: J. Bay
is a baller. Straight baller.
Tim M: I thought
he was tentative in the field out in Anaheim, but can't complain about his
stick by any means.
Danny: I wish
he would grow dreads though. It can only help his cause.
Hey, he has rolled on a ball yet.
9:49 PM hasn't
Napoli is a dirtball
9:50 PM Tim M: bye bye
Saunders.
9:51 PM when the misses and I need a special night, I bust out the
powder blue tuxedo.
works every time
9:52 PM Danny: and the
cocoa butter
Tim M: put that
tip in your bank
Josh: You are
so sexy
Tim M: sorry
Kat.
Danny: Oooh,
Coco should endorse Coco Butter.
Josh: Be right
back
Kat: when you
wear the blue tux, do you like London Gentleman or Sex Panther?
Tim M: Sex
Panther of course.
Andy: I can
hear the dry heaves from other room
Danny: 70% of
the time it works all of the time
Tim M: It's got
real bits of panther, so you know it's good.
9:53 PM Kat: it
smells like bigfoot's dick
Josh told me
sorry Josh
the secret is out
Danny: Josh is
the reason Bigfoot stays in seclusion
Tim M: josh will
tag pretty much anything.
9:54 PM Kat: be
careful about wearing the tux near him
Tim M: the
bigger and hairyer, the better.
Danny: I want
to donate my hip to Mikey
How do I make that happen?
Andy: But Josh
is taller than Bigfoot, so that would just be weird
Tim M: I have
witnessed a hip replacement in person, I could probably take care of that for
you two.
9:55 PM Danny: Tim, did
you get the picture I sent
Not the pornographic one
the other one
Kat: were you
having your hip replaced in the photo
Tim M: I'd have
to log off of the chat. send it to officiallyunofficial.tim
9:56 PM Andy: Your #1
fan is part man, part machine!
Danny: Alright
I did, let me know if you got it.
9:57 PM Can anyone tell me what Timothy Hutton won an Academy Award
for?
9:58 PM Tim M: best
actor named Timothy Hutton, I think.
Danny: I bet he
wins an Emmy for Levergae
Kat: Ordinary
People
9:59 PM Tim M: I
actually knew that.
Danny: Oooh, I
wonder if they will take the CSI route and come out with Levergae: San
Francisco
Kat:
Levergae: Lowell
Danny: Kat did
you IMDB it?
Be honest?
Kat: No, I
actually knew that one.
Tim M: Danny,
definite resemblance.
Danny: No one
knows anything from 1980
Kat: I'm that
old
He was cute back then
Danny: It makes
me sad. Cuz Youk is not an attractive guy.
Kat: even if
he did kill himself in the movie
10:00 PM Danny: Why
couldn't look like Jake-oby
Kat: Youk
isn't ugly
He's no silver fox like Mike Lowell
He'd be more attractive without the chew
Danny: i
actually look totally different with hair. it's really weird. i'm a whole
'nother person
Tim M: YOUK!!!
10:01 PM Danny:
Again.....dreamy
Andy: Not
chew, its a chunk of Kugel
Danny: it's
timothy hutton's career
Kat: Yeah,
isn't he supposed to be atoning today or something?
Tim M: That is
one of the best defensive plays I've ever seen trying to beat a runner to the
bag.
10:02 PM Danny: Agreed.
Kat: As you
guys discussed a few podcasts ago, he is one of the most intense players
Danny:
Everytime they show an Angles pitcher it looks like he's been scolded by his
abusive father for an hour
10:03 PM Is that the one where I revealed my man crush via email?
Tim M: possibly.
Danny: I bet
Vlad could hit a home run to my apartment
10:04 PM Tim M: i would
trash talk his inability to hit postseason homeruns, but would rather not
encourage bad things to happen
Danny: I hope
he doesn't test that theory now
Tim M: Delcarmen
is bringing the heat right now.
Danny: Damn it,
Josh!
Kat: where is
josh?
10:05 PM Danny: He is
around about as much as Cecil during Prince Fielder's childhood
Tim M: passed
out drunk on the toliet with some likelyhood
Kat: wow. he
made it out
10:06 PM Tim M: 4 - 4
AFTER THE TOP OF THE 6TH
Danny: look at
that toolbag
lamest commercial goes to sprint
and that's saying something considering we've had FrankTV
shoved down our collective throats for the second postseason year in a row.
Tim M: "I
think I'm in love with a phone"
10:07 PM Danny: but at
least it's not Tyler Perry's House of Payne
Tim M: I could
understand maybe watching one segment of Frank TV, but how could anyone watch
for more than 5 minutes?
Danny: look at
that gecko and his "french connection" skills
Tim M: or Major
Payne
10:08 PM now Max Payne, that would be fine.
Kat: I think
lamest commercial has to go to any of the caveman geico commercials. Who would
watch that show?
Danny: I enjoy
the mastercard commercial with the dancing kids
it's pretty funny
10:11 PM Tim M: This
recap reminds me of how lucky the sox are to be in this game. that 3 run single
never should've happened.
Danny: Last
year, I didn't shave my beard til the Sox one
Looks like I'm in for a month of hairy face
Yea, it actually makes me nervous to think about it
so let's not.
Tim M: No shit
Danny. I haven't shaved either. Had a great beard in '04
Kat: OK guys.
I'm watching the rest of this offline. Have a good night. Go Sox.
10:12 PM Danny: Night,
Kat.
Tim M: talk to
you later Kat.
Andy: Same for
me. Later guys.
Tim M: see ya.
Kat has left
Danny: Tek
makes me feel like I got knocked up on Prom night
10:13 PM Get a fuckin' hit.
Andy has left
Danny: Bill?
Where did you and Josh sneak off to?
Josh: Im
baaaaaaaaaack
10:14 PM Tim M: 4-4 AFTER
SIX INNINGS.
Three hours to play 6 innings. Ugh.
10:15 PM Danny: I'm
beginning to think we may be up til 1:00 again at this rate
Tim M: Josh
likes to have a little captain in him.
Danny: Cap'n
Tim?
10:16 PM Tim M: Nah, his
wife wears the pants...and apparently a sailor's hat.
I didn't know Randy Jackson loved baseball.
Danny: What the
hell is Randy Jackson doing pitching baseball
For fuck's sake!
I officially unofficial hate TBS
10:18 PM Is it too soon to say that Delcarmen's placement is looking
sexy?
10:19 PM Tim M: Always
happy to see "good manny."
10:20 PM Danny: You know
I did NOT want to face the Angels in the first round, but i did feel somewhat
confident that they blow against us in the postseason.
Fuck that dirtball
Go beat your kids with an old belt
10:21 PM Tim M: I hate
when guys get a base because their jersey was hit.
Danny:
Especially when they are fat and their jerseys are hanging to hide a few
hundred pounds
10:22 PM Sorry, I really don't like Napoli
Tim M: I was
defnitely nervous about the Angels, but in hindsight, their pitching really
isn't all that great.
10:23 PM Oki time - looks like "good manny" started to
turn.
10:24 PM Danny: I wish
the Red Sox would have enforced a "No Lugo with shitty batting"
clause
Alright Oki-doke, let's do this.
10:25 PM I thought Josh was back.
Did he blackout again?
Tim M:
apparently.
Bill: i'm
back.
Tim M: He used
to live in the edge of the ghetto, so I would normally make a drive by joke,
but he's graduated to a better part of town.
10:26 PM Bill: i like
how Lowell stared him down first then stepped on the bag
Tim M: 4 - 4
AFTER THE TOP OF THE 7TH.
10:29 PM Bill: You've
been invited to this chat room!
Josh: Ne Sox
scoreboard?
New
Tim M: god, I''m
an idiot and closed the chat.
10:30 PM Danny:
Apparently, they upgraded to the Jon Bon Jovi board
Josh: David
Or-teez
I hate how he says that
Tim M: special
effects there.
same shitty scoreboard.
that thing really is awful.
Danny: So does
that mean you lost everything.
10:31 PM Tim M: no, it's
should be archived in the chat folder.
Danny: Come on
Sox.
10:32 PM This is the inning boys.
Tim M: way to be
Jacoby. You have to think he is moving to second pretty soon.
I can't believe this pitcher is still in, even if he has
been good.
Josh: No way
they send him
10:33 PM Tim M: he is
absolutely running if he feels he can read the pitcher.
Danny: I say he
goes.
Josh: jacoby
is illeiterate
Danny: I bet
he's metro.
Wait, I might change my stance on this.
haha
10:34 PM This guy is a bozo.
Now we can see temperature?
No, dildo, I only know it's getting colder if you tell me.
10:35 PM What is going on with D-Ped?
Tim M: Ellsbury
might not go now. Don't want to see an intentional walk.
10:36 PM I have to think Ortiz hits Oliver this time around. Darren
just can't be that good.
I'd love to know what's up with DP.
Josh: This
commerical makes me have to take a leak
It could also be the beer
Danny: Might be
the alcohol you've been chugging.
Tim M: Having
spent time with you, I think you might need Flomax
Josh: Might be
my enlarge prostate as well. Who knows
10:37 PM Tim M: might be
your side job as a golden shower giver.
10:38 PM Josh, it is okay for you to go to your mouth as well.
Josh: Its okay
to go to the mouth? Thats what she said
10:39 PM I knew youd say something like that
Danny: Sciosia
hates us.
Josh: that was
high
10:40 PM Danny: The
resemblance that Papi has with Shrek is ridiculous.
Josh: oh my
god
Tim M: damnit
jacoby
Danny: What a
dunce!
Tim M: he stole
the shit out of that base though.
10:41 PM kid is fast
Josh: you have
to go yard at this point
Bill: that
sucks
Josh: Ive
never see that happen before
10:42 PM Bill: ellsbury
should have gotten up and kept going to 3rd
Josh: that
would have been classic
Tim M: or just
punched Aybar in the face
Danny: and then
stole third
10:43 PM Josh: Virtual
Tim is a lot funnier than actual Tim
Tim M: bill, do
you see the Needham Bank commercials?
"we're doin' biznus here"
Danny:
LEVERGAE!
Josh: Say hey
say yeah, I love this town
Danny: followed
by bon jovi
10:44 PM i think TBS might be catering to the homosexual market.
Tim M: which is
why josh is right at home with the network
Danny: i wish
someone would just unhook his life support and shut him the fuck up
Bill: i don't
see them
Danny: the
announcer not josh
10:45 PM DOPPLEGANGER!
10:46 PM i think he spread chuck norris on his face for that beard
fuck!
Tim M: Shields
is nasty...when he's on.
4 - 4 AFTER THE 7TH.
10:48 PM Danny: AGH it's
the Lugo Motel!
Josh: hehehe
Bill: is this
the longest 7 innings of my life?
Josh: yes
Tim M: yes
Danny: What has
Craig T. Nelson been doing with his life.
Josh: Admitedly
though, texting with tim does make it feel a lot longer
Danny: And this
game definitely seems like eternity.
10:49 PM What?!
Josh: I really
hope the Sox win so I can shave my stupid play-off beard. This thing is killing
me and VERY unprofessioal
Danny: Does it
itch? Mine itches.
Tim M: you don't
have the heart to grow it out for three weeks.
you are soft
10:50 PM Danny: I bet I
grow mine longer than yours.
Tim M: Josh has
barely gone through puberty yet, he can't really grow a beard
Josh: I bet you
do. Mines patchy as hell and looks like squirrles nested there, shat all over
the place and then moved out.
Bill: are you
all really growing playoff beards?
10:51 PM Josh: I am.
Yes
Danny: Yes
Tim M: Yes
Danny: Did it
last year, only fitting that I do it this year
Tim M: we're all
gay
Bill: this
isn't 1990 Bruins
Tim M: Josh
won't actually commit though
Danny: But I
live in Ohio so I'm even more of a homo
Bill: hahaha
Tim M: I can
promise that he'll be clean shaven tomorrow.
10:52 PM Josh: What are
you talking about T?
Danny: He
better use a rusty razor to redeem any sort of manhood he can
Josh: Since
when am I shaving my beard?
Tim M: I'm
calling you out. You will not commit to facial hair for the next three weeks
(if necessary).
Bill: truth be
told, i was going to shave this morning and the idea of the 'playoff beard'
crossed my mind...
Josh: hehehe
10:53 PM Danny: It does
keep you warm though.
it's like a natural ski mask.
10:54 PM Bill: i hate
Texieriexaiaxaia
Danny: But I
love it when he whiffs
Bill: could he
look like anymore of a fool?
10:55 PM he looks so dumb.
i bet he supports mccain
Danny: I take
shits that look more intelligent than he does at the plate
10:56 PM Tim M: a healthy
mike lowell gets that ball
Josh: Lowell
would have made that play if he had two nuts
Tim M: proper
balance.
Danny: Mike,
you can have my hip.
Please take it?
You're like a favorite uncle to me
10:57 PM Tim M: Vlad
scares me right here, but I do have faith in Masterson.
Bill: i have
no faith in masterson
Josh:
Masterson is overrated. What's this Librarin flcik all about? Are you kidding
me?
Danny: Why are
they pitching movies for December?
10:58 PM Bill: we
really needed to score a run so this is a papelbon moment, not a masterson
Danny: Wow, his
stats are abysmal.
Josh: what
type of programming does TBS show? i nver watch this channel except in october.
Bill: i can't
stomach the idea of this game going into extra innings
10:59 PM Danny: I really
don't know how they still have a channel cuz their programming is terrible.
I bet they would give his own show.....prolly title it
"The Unibomber"
or "Who the Hell Cares About This Man?"
11:00 PM I think Vlad would kill Masterson if he hit him and feel no
remorse whatsoever.
Josh: i cant
watch
Bill: haha
Danny: I'm
nervous.
Bill: i'm
having trouble caring all of a sudden
11:01 PM Tim M: masterson
has a playoff goatee going
Bill: the pace
of this game is what gives baseball a bad name
Josh: nice
Bill: good job
kid.
Tim M: kid is
ridiculous
Danny: Josh,
are you going to let Masterson out-facial-hair-grow you?
11:02 PM Josh: I don't
understand why everyone thinks Im going to shave this thing
Danny: I really
only have Tim to base this off of.
So I don't count.
Tim M: because
everyone knows i speak the truth and if there is one thing I know after 20
years, it's that you won't follow through with the beard for the full
postseason.
Josh: I
usually am a nazi shaver but I've stopped caring alol of a sudden
11:03 PM Tim M: you're
also the only one of the Boston folk who has to look professional for work.
11:04 PM Bill: hey, a
beard is a totally acceptable look
Tim M: 4 - 4
AFTER THE TOP OF THE 8TH.
Bill: not like
you can be disciplined for having a beard
J-Bay, game winning HR?
he's due
Tim M: no, but
that in between no beard and grown out beard usually looks pretty ratty,
especially when you grow facial hair like a 15 year old
11:05 PM Danny: I could
shave tonight and wake up and you guys wouldn't notice.
Bill: damn
Danny: Well,
there goes the J. Bay notion.
Bill: i just
was hoping it'd get foul
11:06 PM i pinch hit Casey here
Josh: nice rip
bitch
Bill: casey is
money
Josh: he sure
rocked that one
11:07 PM Tim M: let me
tell you a story about a man named jed...
Josh: Jed
reminds me so much of Jody Reed its not even funny. Danny, any relation?
Danny: Not that
I know of.
Tim M: ...he
struck out swingng.
Josh: Mid 80's
sox 2nd baseman
11:08 PM Danny: or
Bellhorn
Bill: are they
gonna be able to steal this game or what?
they meaning the sox
Josh: I have
no idea. I feel like this is one of those long games we lose. We never win long
games.
Bill: yeah
11:09 PM Javier Lopez
Danny:
Wikipedia had this to say about Jody Reed
An amusing sidelight to Reed's career was his description on
the back of one of his baseball cards: "Jody is a dangerous bunter."
Tim M: given the
must win factor for LAA, you have to think the sox might be in trouble.
then again, this team is money.
11:10 PM Danny: Who is
this dude?
Tim M: I just
remember him as "spanish" in Old School.
Danny: I should
have his job.
Bill: we need
to finish this one up
Danny: Hey
guys?
Bill: yes?
11:11 PM Danny: There's
only one October.
Bill: that's
not true
Danny: That's
blaspemy.
Bill: NICE!!!
Josh: sweet
Tim M: awesome
Bill: huge
Danny: What a
dumbass.
Tim M: Way to be
Bay
Josh: what was
that all about?
Danny: Hey
Bay-Bay.
11:12 PM Bill: he
almost snuck it, maybe did
Josh: I think
he was safe
Danny: I think
Ortiz slides better in that situation.
Bill: yeah josh,
that was a nice slide
Tim M: I like
Torii's hustle, but god bless Bay there.
Danny: Or
should I say Or-teez
Bill: OR-teeez
11:13 PM i think hunter was doing the right thing
Tim M: BTW - 4 -
4 IN THE TOP OF THE 9TH
Bill: if i was
an angel fan i'd be freaking out though
Tim M: btw pt. 2
- the game updates are just for the sake of people reading the blog later.
Danny: That
could've been huge
Bill: i didn't
sign a waiver
Tim M: it's just
like being a sox fan facing the yankees pre-2004
11:14 PM Bill: can you
remove all reference to me from the log?
Danny: Are you
on the run?
Tim M: I was
actualy going to put your SSN in there.
Danny: Did you
steal Varitek's batting average?
Bill: haha
11:15 PM Danny: Nice.
Bill: i was
working on a one-liner but you topped anything i was gonna say
Danny: C'mon
ASSterson.
Wait,that was just uncalled for
....and childish.
11:16 PM Told you Napoli was a punk.
I bet he made his bat do that.
Shitface.
Tim M: I love
Masterson.
Josh: Why?
Tim M: 4 - 4
ENTERING BOTTOM OF THE NINTH.
Bill: did you
guys see tek in game 2. he had a broken bat hit and he looked stunned
afterwards?
Josh: You say
that all the time but provide no reason
11:17 PM I know
Danny: Yeah I
saw that.
Josh: you
still making your own bats?
Tim M: dude gets
ground balls and gets out of trouble.
Danny: So what
do you guys do for a living?
11:18 PM Bill: did you
see the foul on the pitch before and he was looking at his bat like he thought
he broke it but didn't change his bat...
Josh: I need
to watch this next inning and not chat. Be back soon.
Danny: Napoli
is a terrorist.
Tim M: Two jobs:
work at a college supporting their TV facilities & freelance cameraman for
live TV sports coverage (pro & college)
Bill: Frank TV
should be cancelled
11:19 PM Danny: Your job
is much cooler than my job.
Haha, but hopefully I'll be teaching by this time next year.
Bill: this is
the most anticipated JD Drew at bat ever
Danny: Drew
homers
Takes out a bus on the freeway
11:20 PM and becomes the plot for Speed 3 that goes straight to DVD.
Bill: or not
Danny: or
strikes out.
Fuck you, J.D.
Not only did you strike out, but you ruined my fuckin' joke.
Bill: can JD
catch?
Tim M: i'm going
with no.
11:21 PM Bill: it was a
joke you knob
Danny: Anyone
remember that kid's movie A Land Before Time?
Tim M: yup
Danny: Cuz Coco
looks like Ducky
Bill: yeah, i
don't remember it that well
Tim M: i don't
remember it that well.
11:22 PM Bill: Steve
King!
Tim M: c'mon
stephen king you creepy motherfucker
bring some magic
Danny: Stephen
King puts the voodoo on the Angels and we win.
I'm calling it now.
Tim M: ellsbury
triples, then steals home on the next pitch.
Bill: Ellsbury
is a dangerous bunter
Danny:
Suddenly, the Angels start losing crazy amounts of weight and seeing clowns.
11:23 PM Fuck?
Bill: did it
seem like he got more of that?
coco too?
Tim M: i was out
of my seat on the couch thinking it was gone
Danny: Yea what
a let down.
Tim M: 4 - 4
AFTER THE NINTH INNING.
Bill: he
really turned on it
Danny: My
girlfriend is nodding off like she's sitting in Math class sophomore year.
11:24 PM Her head keeps snapping up.
Bill: white
guys, golfing, investing. what a sterotype
Danny: It's
hilarious
Tim M: my wife
has mostly been asleep since 9pm.
awake at the moment though.
Bill: same
here
Danny: My girl
tries to be a trooper.
Tim M: my
yelling might have something to do with that.
Danny: Nursing
school exhausts the hell out of her though.
Bill: she just
rose like a zombie
Danny: Hahah
11:25 PM Tim M: I stand
corrected about the non-disco suit for craig sagar.
Bill: Craig
Sager why won't you act like you want to be there as to not piss me off so much
11:26 PM Tim M: i liked
him bouncing to try to keep warm
Danny: He has a
Studio 54 reunion to catch.
Dropkick is playing now though. I feel good
11:27 PM Tim M: i feel
better about the 8-9-1 hitters coming up.
Danny: Kendrick
stinks up the place
Ooohh close.
Bill: i've
been sitting right where i am since 4
Danny: I moved
once to eat.
11:28 PM Papelbon's hands are huge.
He's a cool guy.
That guys can't spell?
that guy can't spell
fuck i'm getting tired haha
11:30 PM Bill: yeah, at
some point i'm going to bed
whether this game is on or not
Tim M: alarm
goes off in six hours...this game can wrap up at any time now.
11:31 PM Bill: yeah,
this isn't exactly ALCS or WS
i'm saying, when P-Bone is done, i'm done
Tim M: i'm an
idiot though and will stay up until I pass out.
Danny: I'm
right there with ya.
I won't be able to sleep unless I know.
11:32 PM Bill: figgins
just thought he fanned
Tim M: i thought
he did too
11:33 PM Danny: I think
Figgins and Lugo might be related.
Tim M: Papelbon
is an animal
Bill: PEDROIA
NEEDS TO GET ON A F&CKING BASE
Danny: I think
they cage him up after games.
11:34 PM Tim M: sox need
to put this away with Pedroia/Ortiz/Youk due up and the Angels 2-3-4 due up
next inning.
4 - 4 AFTER TOP OF THE TENTH.
Danny: For
fuck's sake.....end it Youk
11:35 PM If Youk ends it here, I'll send you guys a picture of me
eating an anchovie and I fuckin' hate seafood.
Tim M: I think
DP K's trying to hit a homerun.
Danny: But it
will be well worth it.
11:36 PM Yep K's
Thanks to the fuckin' announcer.
Tim M: when did
k-rod ditch the goggles?
Danny: I don't
feel so good about K-Rod fucking it up tonight.
Bill: i was
wondering that all series
11:37 PM he can't be relied upon to do it every day
maybe he cacn
good call
Tim M: sorry i
said it.
Danny: Shit!
Bill: you
asshole
Tim M: Ortiz
ends it here.
11:38 PM Bill: he was
so much thinner then
Danny: I hope
so. So I don't have to eat a fuckin' anchovie.
Tim M: Why did
Mike Scoscia ever think that Jarrod Washburn could get Ortiz out?
Washburn couldn't get any of us out.
Bill: why is
mike scocia relevant?
11:39 PM Tim M: He put
him into the game.
Bill: i mean,
in general. he's so annoying
11:40 PM Danny: Did
anyone catch Torre's comment when asked about the "Cub's curse?"
Bill: nope
Danny: He was
like, "You're talking to the guy who managed a team that dropped a series
to the Red Sox after being up 3-0, so no I don't believe in curses."
11:41 PM Bill: haha.
Danny: Hearing
that made me laugh. Kind made me a little hard too.
04 was great.
Tim M: the only
bad thing about 04 is that it will never be that good again
Bill: Franky
has to be the most foolish loooking person in MLB
11:42 PM Josh: this
game just keeps going and going and going
Bill: the only
thing bad about 04 for me is that I moved to los angeles a few weeks prior
i arrived in LA Ocotber 1, 2004.
Tim M: that was
definitely a mistake
Danny: ouch
Josh: great at
bat. I totally would have swung at that last pitch
11:43 PM Here's your boy Danny
Danny: Here
comes the anchovie.
Bill: bad
judgement. if i were running for president, there would be attack ads based on
that
Danny: C'mon
Youk.
does anyone know how to spell anchovie
cuz i don't
Bill:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUK can do it
11:44 PM anchiove
an-chee-o-vee
Danny: no i
don't think that is it. it keeps telling me that i'm wrong haha
11:45 PM anchove
doesn't matter now
haha
Tim M: a little
station to station baseball
Bill: pinch
runner available for ortiz?
Danny: Let's
put Casey in for him.
Tim M: i wonder
if you have to consider pinch running for David here.
Danny: Let the
Mayor hustle it out.
11:46 PM Are you kidding me? We have no one for Papi?
Bill: is there
any shit bag on the bench? and the have casey DH?
Tim M: Danny,
you might feel Ortiz running out in Ohio.
11:47 PM Danny: I felt
the slide for days.
Bill: dude, I
can hear franky scream when he pitches like womens tennis
Tim M: i just
thought the same thing
Danny: Did you
say they have Casey DHing?
Bill: it's
only on the breaking ball
pinch hit casey for lowell
11:48 PM Danny: Fuck
Bill: tito
would never do it
but lowell hasn't had a good swing all series
Danny: i saw
that one coming
when the catcher set up
Tim M: bay
cannot touch outside breaking pitches
Danny: Homer!
Bill: and no
speed on 2nd
11:49 PM Danny: K-Rod
looked like he was gonna stab the ump.
Bill: i try
not to look at him
11:50 PM pinch run Dorothy Mantooth
Danny: Oh fuck.
I have no confidence in Lowrie
Tim M: ugh
Bill:
arrogance cost him there
Tim M: lowell
checked it
Danny: WTF!
Tim M: great
call bill.
Danny: that is
bullshit
11:51 PM Tim M: it was
definitely his confidence that cost him
Bill: he tried
to show up the ump
Danny: WOW!
Bill: balk!
jk
11:52 PM Tim M: worst
fantasy baseball stat ever
Bill: i have
more confidence in lowerie right now than lowell
wow
Tim M: that looked
like strike three
makeup call
Bill: oooooooh
Josh: total
make up call. good call t bone
Tim M: Lowrie
walks the winning run in.
11:53 PM Danny: how
could I forget about Cora?
Bill: what is
tito doing?
Tim M: gesturing
seductively to a hot blond in the front row
11:54 PM Danny: My
girlfriend just said "What is Francona doing?" right before you said
that
Bill: well
there needs to be an explanation for that
11:55 PM Josh: fuck
Tim M: goddamnit
Bill: nice
stroke thogh
Danny: alright
guys. gonna watch the rest in bed
You'll hear from me tomorrow boys.
Tim M: see
danny, it's been a pleasure
Danny: Bill,
nice to meet ya.
Go Sox!
Bill:
likewise.
Tim M: see you
bill
Bill: tim,
you're out too?
11:56 PM Tim M: 4 - 4
AFTER 10TH INNING
Danny: I think
he meant likewise to meeting me.
Tim M: Oh no, I
misread your post
Danny: or
talking
whatever
Night.
Danny has left
Tim M: thought
you were cashing out too
Bill: maybe i
should
11:57 PM Tim M: shit, i
need to call the doctor, I've had a four and half hour erection watching this
game.
Bill: papelbon
still out there
i'm still here
Tim M: awesome
11:58 PM josh you still out there?
11:59 PM Bill: damn,
you know what sucks?
papelbon is gonna blow it i think now and they'll get
confidence
12:00 AM Tim M: the only
thing that makes me feel okay is the old adage, "momentum is only as good
as the next day's starting pitcher."
Lester vs. Lackey
I take Lester at home.
12:01 AM I was really hoping to not require coffee to function
tomorrow.
Bill: yeah, i
think papelbon is fine
i was worried about the long inning of waiting
12:02 AM Tim M: Tex looks
uncomfortable, but he scares me.
12:03 AM Bill: yeah,
he's too stupid to be nervous
12:04 AM Tim M: Paul Byrd
REALLY scares me.
Bill: so we
need to win NOW
that's a statement to his bats
12:05 AM i'm ok with not giving him a pitch to hit
Tim M: I'm okay
as well.
Bill: crazy,
but i'll take my chances with Vlad
i thought that was a double play
Tim M: me too
he killed that
12:06 AM Bill: had some
good spin
Tim M: great
effort from pedroia
Bill: as
always
he's just too short
jk
Tim M: papelbon
is pissed.
12:08 AM Bill: they
just jinxed him
12:09 AM Tim M: i'm at
that point where i start wandering around the living room.
12:10 AM Josh: we still
chatting here?
12:11 AM Bill: yeah
papelbon heads back to his cage
Tim M: awesome
that cinco ocho is one bad motherfucker
Bill: yeah.
this is my last half inning
12:12 AM if we win, great! if not, i don't have to go to bed pissed
Tim M: i started
clapping loudly, colleen jolted awake, "did we win? did we win?" I
responded, "no, papelbon just got out of a jam" and she's already
back asleep.
Bill: hahahaha
12:13 AM Tim M: good
philosophy bill, I'd like to follow it but can't
Bill: i like
our chances
Tim M: wow,
pulling krod already?
I like our chances too
Bill: 'ARE YOU
READY WEAVER!?!?'
Tim M: nobody
this ugly beats the sox
12:14 AM Bill: david
ross...
i can't say i'm thrilled to think of that
Tim M: by the
way, best advice ever given by Bill, "look at that last piece of chicken.
Don't eat that, it's not how you want to go out." in reference to some
sketchy food court chinese food.
12:15 AM Bill: food
court chicken...there's always that piece that you worked around for good
reason
Tim M: damnit
kotsay
12:16 AM Bill: Cash
could do that
Tim M: way to be
a hitter coco.
12:17 AM Bill: he's in
the green!
if he gets to the 2nd green part of the dirt, you KNOW he's
going
12:18 AM Tim M: i love
how "precise" that graphic is.
12:19 AM Bill: yeah, is
it fox who has the more graduated one?
Tim M: the ump
was out to get ellsbury
Josh: he was
12:20 AM Tim M: time for
DP to finally do something
just don't let coco to run into an out.
12:21 AM Bill: i agree
with buck actually
first time
Tim M: i guess i
do too
12:22 AM Bill: nice
steal
Tim M: i like
not running into an out and actually getting the steal
Bill: c'mon
dusty!!!!
12:23 AM Tim M: gawddamn
Bill: what the
F?
Tim M: i thought
figgins would air mail it.
12:24 AM 4 - 4 AFTER THE 11TH.
12:25 AM Bill: if
pedroia would actually come to the dish, we'd have won all 3 games handily
12:26 AM Tim M: how did
someone so clutch go so cold. aside from the fact that it's 20 degrees outside
I feel better about Javy Lopez than Paul Byrd.
Bill: how many
RISP at bats has he had?
Tim M: 436 I
think
12:27 AM Bill: shit,
i'm still here
Tim M: i didn't
want to point that out.
12:29 AM Bill: f
Tim M: fucking
napoli
Bill: who the
fuck is this guy?'
Tim M: i don't
know but how do you not run for him
12:32 AM damnit
fuck
Bill: like
that
Tim M: shit
it didn't make a difference, but what a terrible throw from
coco
Josh: fuck me.
im outaa here. Imk pissed.
Josh has left
12:34 AM Tim M: david
ross thought that was out number three
Bill: yep
haha
12:35 AM i predicted lopez would blow the game hours ago
12:36 AM Tim M: you
would've predicted right.
Bill: he must
feel great about himself
12:37 AM Tim M: it goes
without saying, but down 5-4, the sox cannot give up another run
and they didn't
Bill: he's no
calvin schiraldi
Tim M: 5 - 4
ANGELS GOING INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE 12TH.
12:38 AM Earlier in the 12th, I thought for sure Ortiz would hit a
walk off, but that's not happening. Sure he can tie it, but he won't be walking
off this inning.
12:39 AM got to like those numbers of ortiz against weaver
12:40 AM Bill: if they
could win this game it'd be pretty epic
just called it. we can't win long games
josh
called it
Tim M: sox have
trouble with long, close or extra inning games. All three together is bad news.
12:41 AM Bill:
YOUK!!!!!!
Tim M: that's
why they didn't pinch run earlier
12:42 AM Bill: haha
Tim M: come on
you, send us to bed happy.
youk
Bill: pinch
for lowell
Tim M: lowell's
already out...cora pinch ran
12:43 AM Bill: oh ya
12:44 AM Tim M: i cannot
judge fly balls anymore
Bill: son. of.
a. bitch.
Tim M: i thought
that was gone too.
Bill: yeah.
so cold?
Tim M: maybe
Bill: air is
thick and wet?
12:45 AM Tim M: time for
Bay to make us forget about Manny?
Bill: j-ba is
overdue
he hits HR in every post season game he plays in
12:47 AM a-cor is overdue
Tim M: i can't
say i feel good about alex cora up with the game on the line
ump wants to go home
Bill: not who
i'd handpick
Tim M: look at
this strike zone
Bill: oh man
Tim M: damnit.
fuck
damn
shit
12:48 AM Bill: we blew
it
Tim M: ANGELS
WIN 5-4 IN 12 INNINGS
Bill: that
ellsbury strikeout
Tim M: Time to
go to bed angry and do it all over again tomorrow night.
Talk to you later.
12:49 AM Go fuck yourself angels fan in the monster seats
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